Look, you know that emitting carbon is bad.
We are all trying to do our part... meanwhile, while rich weirdos and celebrities are busy emitting ALL THE CARBON anyways. They're carbon criminals!
Felix and Matt built this site (before AI coding!) over the winter of 2024-2025, and got too chicken to actually promote it much. But it's still out there!
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Celebrities have profiles where we track their crimes.